Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Aug 14. 0 Notes.

He didn’t ruin your life. YOU ruined your own life and he’s just the reason why you keep on choosing the wrong path. “he made you think it’s right.” because that’s the point of our life. Because of pride, we don’t accept our own mistakes which makes them LIE and make you think that they’re right.

(Source: migzhaleco)

Aug 14. 7 Notes.

"Ilang km ang minimum na layo para magqualify na long distance relationship? "

— Ramon Bautista
Aug 12. 1 Notes.

ANG HIRAP MAGING ESTUDYANTE, PANO PA KAYA PAGNAGTTRABAHO NAKO. O__O

Aug 12. 0 Notes.

“I’m not fine and I wish you knew.”

The Award for the best Pretender goes to…… ME!

Aug 09. 0 Notes.
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migzhaleco:

The Heart In Me - Migz Haleco (Remake) My Composition

(via 1nheritance)

Shiiitt!!

Shiiitt!!

(Source: 1128666, via 1nheritance)

Graduation.

  • BF: Paggraduate natin pakasal na tayo.
  • GF: Pana pag hindi ako nakagraduate?
  • BF: Sige ka, maghahanap ako ng iba, hehe joke lang.
  • Tapos na graduation, di nakagraduate si boy.
  • BF: Congrats, sorry di ako nakagraduate. (dala ang ring)
  • GF: So? kala mo kung sino kang magaling bobo ka naman pala.
  • BF: will you marry me?
  • GF: ayaw ko sa loser!
  • BF: salamat & congratz, napaka bobo ko nga siguro, lalo
  • na nung pinagpalit ko ang testpaper nating dalawa. : '(
  • TALAGANG PAPASA BF KO. MAKIPAGPALIT BA NAMAN SAKIN. HAHAHA! >: P

If someone you love hurts you, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it :)

Jun 10. 0 Notes.
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